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Thread: Over 50 Dress code.

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    Default Over 50 Dress code.

    Over 50 Dress Code

    Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.


    We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

    Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals

    2. Spiked hair and bald spots

    3. A pierced tongue and dentures

    4. Miniskirts and support hose

    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

    6. Speedo's and cellulite

    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

    10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

    11. Bikinis and liver spots

    12. Short shorts and varicose veins

    13. Inline skates and a walker

    And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in Fashion for the 'Older folks'.......

    14. Thongs and Depends

    Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.


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    Jeez, Mindy, I thought this was gonna be a serious post! Oh, by the way... my girls love their pierced nips even though they're hanging around.

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