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Thread: Too quiet over here, back with another joke.

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    Default Too quiet over here, back with another joke.

    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting
    on their usual park bench one morning.

    The 87 year old had just finished his morning
    jog and wasn't even short of breath.

    The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's
    stamina and asked him what he did to have so
    much energy.

    The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread
    every day. It keeps your energy level high and
    you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

    So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the
    bakery. As he was looking around, the lady
    asked if he needed any help.

    He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

    He said, "I want 5 loaves."

    She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves . By the time
    you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

    He replied,"I can't believe it, everybody knows about this but me."






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    danellsar is offline INCIIDer - A Community Creator
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    I should make sure dh knows about the power of rye bread, eh????
    Cute.
    Ellen

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    Mty37 is offline INCIIDer - A Community Creator
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    Default Thanks for posting....it has been way too quiet on

    several boards. Where has everyone gone and why didn't they take me with them???

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    Default I will be stopping at the bakery - LOL!

    where is everyone???

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    sandsam is offline INCIIDer - A Community Creator
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    Great joke! Thanks for posting.

    I think there are still a number of us 'here'. We just need some topics to get us started.

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