A lady walks into Tiffany's. She spots a diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look closely, she unexpectedly farts. Highly embarrassed, she prays no one was near.



As she turns around to check, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing behind her.


Cool as a cucumber, he displays all the qualities one would expect in Tiffany's. He greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may Tiffany's be of help to you today?"

Blushing, but still hoping the salesman missed her incident, she asks, "Sir, what's the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, I shudder to think what you'll do when I tell you the price."